Now Boarding...

I swear this is what I hear. "We are now boarding flight 3344 to San Jose. First Class, Platinum Club, Gold Club, Silver Club, 100,000 Mile Club, AARP Members, Parents with Children, Parents Without Children, Children With Stuff Animals, Citizens of Pangea, and all passengers not wearing pants may board." EVERYONE stands up and boards. Fifteen minutes later I hear. "Okay, Rod, you can get on now." Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T