Currently in the Future

"History is everything that isn't current or in the future."

"No, history is everything that is current and in the past."

"What about the future, is it current, because the future is there now?"

"Well, no, it's there now but it is still in the future."

"It's currently in the future than?"

"Yes, history is everything that is current and in the past and is not
in the future, even if it is currently in the future."

"Got it."

"Okay, can anyone actually repeat what was just said, because I am
currently confused and I suspect I am going to be confused in the
future too."

I wish I could make stuff like that up. I suspect sometimes I work for
Abbott & Costello, LLC.

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